I met a label rep in Nashville
Said my guitar playing's average at best
And you can barely carry a tune
But you're kinda cute, guess we can teach you the rest
Get you some media classes
It's time to lose them glasses
What the hell we gonna do about your name? (kayjetsu simovik) (wait, what the fuck you just call me?)
Get you some backstage passes
You could date a super model or an actress
Get your face put on the Hall of Fame
Just sign on the dotted line right here
Know it's kind wordy I'mma make things clear
It says we own your soul for the next two years
Hope a couple commas can erase your fears.
Said I hope a couple commas can erase your fears
Said I hope a couple commas can erase your fears
Said I hope a couple commas can erase your fears
She said you're not a natural
But we can get you there
Get you some some fresh white teeth
And some brand new hair
Hello?
Look
Your last EP was a total disaster
Let's get those demos mixed and mastered
And if you're lucky we might even let you keep 10%
Hope you had fun well while it lasted
You had a good run but you're aging fast kid
Hope you saved up enough to pay your rent
Because you signed on the dotted line right here
Know it's kind wordy I'mma make things clear
It says we own your soul for the next two years
Hope a couple commas can erase your fears.
Said I hope a couple commas can erase your fears
Said I hope a couple commas can erase your fears
Said I hope a couple commas can erase your fears