My friend he lives in Hollywood But we haven't talked in years Yeah, you've probably seen him on some shows He's the one with all the hair I wish he'd call so we could talk about The memories I made up Woah These are the lies I told to make some friends Cause I was sure that no one cared If I wasn't more than this So, I'm an artist. I'm a painter I'm anything you like If only you'd be my friend My Uncle's David Copperfield And my Mom, she met the Queen My brothers taught me how to fight Now I'm a blackbelt on the scene My sister danced to Kenny G Through the White House corridors Woah These are the lies I told to make some friends Cause I was sure that no one cared If I wasn't more than this So, I'm an artist. I'm a painter I'm anything you like If only you'd be my friend Lies on lies, you're such a liar Lies on lies, you're such a liar Lies on lies, you're such a liar Lies on lies, you're such a liar Such a liar These are the lies I told to make some friends Cause I was sure that no one cared If I wasn't more than this So, I'm an artist. I'm a painter I'm anything you like These are the lies I told to make some friends Cause I was sure that no one cared If I wasn't more than this So, I'm an artist. I'm a painter I'm anything you like If only you'd be my friend