Remember when we all got drunk
I ended up with two broke thumbs
Oh my god, I felt so dumb
Lucky me
I wrote a song that no one knows
I played a show and no one showed
Oh my god, I felt so alone
Lucky me
When all is going wrong
And you're scared as hell
Whatcha gonna do?
Who you gonna tell?
Maybe a hundred bad days
Made a hundred good stories
A hundred good stories
Make me interesting at parties
A hundred bad days
Made a hundred good stories
A hundred good stories
Make me interesting at parties, yeah
No, I ain't scared of you
No, I ain't scared of you, no more
(Da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da)
(Da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da)
No, I ain't scared of you
No, I ain't scared of you, no more
Remember when she broke my heart
Waiting for the waiter to return my card
Right as I let down my guard
Lucky me
We had to work a bit more hard
Only just to get a little bit less far
We could laugh about it all tomorrow
Couldn't we?
When all is going wrong
And you're scared as hell
Whatcha gonna do?
Who you gonna tell?
Maybe a hundred bad days
Made a hundred good stories
A hundred good stories
Make me interesting at parties
A hundred bad days
Made a hundred good stories
A hundred good stories
Make me interesting at parties, yeah
No, I ain't scared of you
No, I ain't scared of you, no more
(Da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da)
(Da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da)
No, I ain't scared of you
No, I ain't scared of you no more
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(Screw your thing, it goes like this!)
♪
No, I ain't scared of you
No, I ain't scared of you
A hundred bad days
Made a hundred good stories
A hundred good stories
Make me interesting at parties, yeah
No, I ain't scared of you
No, I ain't scared of you
A hundred bad days
Made a hundred good stories
A hundred good stories
Make me interesting at parties, yeah
No, I ain't scared of you
No, I ain't scared of you, no more