Elsie never cared much For the convictions of life Prefering the example set by Shelly And his wife Inspired by Lupiron And his luscious ways She slept her way through London In an opiate haze () She's a free spirit She's a free spirit You could lace'er in a corset You won't keep her in it These things the likes society Just won't allow But she's going to do them anyhow Society taught (??) But she could not care less Hell she's never happier Than when she was undress Entwined in the arms of a lover Or two Driven by desire Unfettered by taboo (Not now Elsie, what will the major say?) () (Bless your sister) Now this is the bit where you get sad (Awn) Nah, sadder than that (Oh, fuck off) Elsie died in childbirth At the age of 31 She floated up to heaven On a cloud of (??) When Saint Peter met her Outside the pearly gates She said: I'm off to have some fun now To the lord, he'll have to wait Now she haunts all of London Town And she takes great delight Exposing herself at (??) To give the folk a fright 'Cause in the whole of (??) There is no scariest sight Then Elsie ghostly lady parts A-glowing in the night (All together now, one last time) She's a free spirit She's a free spirit You could put'er in a grave But you won't keep her in it These things that being dead Sould not allow But she's going to do them anyhow