This country is going to the dogs Tory rule has gone on far too long Remember the days ofold King George No-one cared about the poor Earl Grey's got it to a T The only hope is Whiggery Here we go We're doing it for the whigs Here we go We're doing it for the whigs No future In tory politics Here we go We're doing it for the whigs 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Whig party go marching on and on The Iron Duke has finally had its day Captain Swinger's sent him on his way My mate Barry is a slave No-one pays him for his days Whigs have got something to say Slavery has had its day Here we go We're doing it for the whigs Here we go We're doing it for the whigs No future In tory politics Here we go We're doing it for the whigs 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Whig party go marching on and on Revolution spreads across the world (Across the world) Oh we could end up like the French (But no-one wants that!) Our only hope is to give the vote To every man who owns land and maybe even the women! THAT'S RIGHT VOTES FOR WOMEN FUCKING GET OVER IT Here we go We're doing it for the whigs Here we go We're doing it for the whigs No future In tory politics Here we go We're doing it for the whigs Here we go We're doing it for the whigs Here we go We're doing it for the whigs No future In tory politics Here we go We're doing it for the whigs