He had the shiniest of hair And he walked into the room with an authoritative air His carefully shaped eyebrows so severe And you could barely even tell where the prosthetics met his ears I fell in love with a Spock impersonator From his ears down to his phaser and his sweet communicator Thought my search for love was at an end But being highly logical did not make him a very good boyfriend When I first saw his furrowed brow I knew the ideal man had come and found me somehow I mean, what else could I think When he looked me in the eyes and told me prune juice is a warriors drink I fell in love with a Worf impersonator From his forehead to his baldric and his badge communicator I thought my search for love was at an end But being strong and angry did not make him a very good boyfriend Oh why did I come to this con This day has been nothing but a rollercoaster of emotion I don't have the time or money to wait in line for leonard nimoy But look over here! what an interesting boy... I fell in love with a Q impersonator Which seemed like a bad idea even 30 minutes later I thought my search for love was at an end But he transported me to another dimension and played psychological games with me and my friends. Credits