Sometimes I think that I really might love you Sometimes I write you a couplet or two And they're nice but I find, when you're on my mind That there's something else I'm supposed to do Sometimes when I am behind on a project That day you're of my affection the object Then I watch the Twilight Zone I play games on my phone Cause there's something else I'm supposed to do Sometimes I write you a letter, my dear I don't know your address But if you want to come and get it, it's here Sometimes I find my own thoughts alarming When I think that your faults could be sort of charming Our love isn't fate, It's what I do to procrastinate when there's something else I'm supposed to do (I really should get to work) (This is due tomorrow) (I'm gonna be in trouble) Sometimes I think of what would be like With you as my husband and me as your wife Then I get back to work Because you are a jerk And I've got stuff that I'm supposed to do Yeah there's something else I'm supposed to do