Iron Man can charm the pants off a Snorlax Thor's abs can basically kill Captain America's cute like a kitten And Black Widow has specific skills But if I had to choose just one Out of all the heroes In the field You can keep you Hawkeye and Loki I'll take an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Coulson Doing the work that no-one sees Agent Coulson Keeping it cool behind the scenes You are super You are super to me Paperwork and complications Ties and suits and Iron Man You say things like, "I'm just doing my job, ma'am, You need to run while you still can" I bet his plane always has cell service And he'd always text a witty reply He's reliable and devoted And apparently, he can't die Agent Coulson Doiung the work that no-one sees Agent Coulson Keeping it cool behind the scenes You are super You are super to me I bet you wish you had a different job It's not too fun being the guy that's sane Someone else can do the paperwork for once And you could be the guy jumping out of the plane Agent Coulson Doing the work that no-one sees Agent Coulson Keeping it cool behind the scenes You are super You are super to me