Mushroom clouds rise, acid rain falls There aren't any footsteps these days It's been thirteen hours since the crushing defeat And the last ones turned dust and fillets I am all alone, there is no one else living It's a tragedy, but I'll get past it I'll try to look on the bright side today Finally, I am the fastest I'll try to look on the bright side today Finally, I am the fastest After three decades of nuclear fallout And galaxy-wide laser war The evacuation was mostly complete And then came the poisonous spores Now they're all gone, I've been left here to die But my plan is to outlast it Now that there's no one to get in my way Finally, I am the fastest Now that there's no one to get in my way Finally, I am the fastest They used to tease me, giggle and yell Because I was always last place But the radiation bounced right off my shell I guess slow and steady ended up winning the race I'll try to look on the bright side today Finally, I am the fastest