Uh Uh Uh I just gotta bring it to they attention Dirty, thas all You better watch who you talkin bout Runnin you mouth like you know me You gonna f*** around and show me you call it show me While one on you can't hold me if your last name was Hanes Only way you wear me out is stitch my name on your pants No resident of France (whoo) But you swear I'm from Paris Hundered and 6 karats Tota' Na, that's per wrist Tryin to compare this My chains to yo change I'm like Sprint or Motorola, no service, outta ya range You're outta yer brains thinkin I'm a shout out ya name You gotta come up with better ways than actions to get ya fame All this pressure you applyin, it's time to ease off Before i hit you from the blind side Takin' your sleeves off As much as we's lost Still hard to please, boss Don't be lyin, cryin suck it up as a loss Cuz yo acts is whack Yo whole label is whack And matter of fact... eh... (Nelly) I am number one No matter if you like it, Here take it, sit down and write it. I am number one. Eh eh eh eh eh eh... now lemme ask ya man... What does it take to be number one? Two is not a winna and three nobody remembers What does it take to be number one? Eh eh eh eh eh eh... (Girl) Do you like it when I shake for ya, Daddy? Move it all around? (whoo) Let ya get a peek before it touches the ground? (Nelly) Hell yeah, my lover girl is willin to learn Willin to get in the drivers' seat and willin to turn And not concerned bout the he say She say Did he say What I think he said? Squash that, he probly got that off ebay Or some internet access Or some website chat line Mad cuz I got mine Oh don't wind up on the flat line Oh if my uncle could see me now If he could see how many rappers wanna be me now Straight emulatin my style right to the down down Can't leave out the store now Better wait till the calm down I got hella shorties Come and askin ya where the party Oh lordy, will I continue to act naughty Mixin kris and bacardi Got me thinkin for sure I'm not a man of many words, but there's one thing I know (Ehh...) Pimp (Nelly) I am number one No matter if you like it Here take it, sit down, and write it I am number one Eh eh eh eh eh eh And tell me now, Dirty What does it take to be number one? (whoo) Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers Tell me What does it take to be number one? Eh eh eh eh eh eh Yo I'm tired of people judgin what's real hip hop Half the timeyou be the niggas who's album flop You know, Boat done sank and it ain't left the dock Come one, Mad cuz I'm hot, he just mad cuz he not You don't gotta give me my props Just give me tha yachts Give me my rocks Keep my fans comin in flocks Til you top the super bowl Keep that mouf on lock (shhhh... i'm awake) Eh yo im cocky on the mic But im humble in real life Take nothin for granted Blessing errthing on my life Trying to see a new light At the top of the roof Baby aint not single But I speak the truth I heat the booth Nelly acting so uncouth Top down shirt off In the coupe Spreadin the loot With my Family and friends And my Closest to kin And I Do it again If it means I'ma win Dirty I am (Chorus) - repeat until fade