I asked you one time You said you wouldn't see me I asked you two times You said you wouldn't see me I asked you three times You said you wouldn't see me Now, what's a poor boy to do? I asked you four times You said you wouldn't see me So I asked you five times You said you wouldn't see me Then I asked you six times You said you wouldn't see me There's just no pleasin' you And on the seventh time You said you wouldn't see me And on the eighth time You said you wouldn't see me And on the ninth time You said you wouldn't see me But on the tenth (but on the tenth) You said you would (you said you would) You said you would not see me Eleven, twelve times You said you wouldn't see me Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen times You said you wouldn't see me Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty Twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four You said you wouldn't see me Now, what's a poor boy to do? There's just no pleasin' you There's just no pleasin' you