I'm driving alone and I'm feeling down I'm sick of world and this deadbeat town Something moving catches my eye Oh my god it's a floppy guy Fuck Yeah, Floppy Guys Flopping around what a fucking surprise Fuck Yeah, can't believe my eyes Floppy Guys A majestic dancer of cloth and air What is he selling I just don't care Second hand cars, above ground pools Surplus corn, no it's much more cool Fuck Yeah, It's a Floppy Guy shop I'm so glad I decided to stop I've found my own and I watch him bob At the Floppy Guy shop Floppy Guys, I'll take two One for me and one for you What I did next is no surprise I wrote a song about, Floppy Guys So here's a solution for impulse buys Like lasers, corn and floppy guys Use them in a song and you can relax Cos you can claim it all on your tax On Your Tax, We claim this shit on our tax Fuck Yeah, Floppy Guys! Fiscal stability justified Fuck Yeah, Reach for the sky Floppy Guys!