You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO You got a new favourite show? It's called Game of Thrones? WELL I READ THE FUCKING BOOKS I SAID I READ THE FUCKING BOOKS I read them years ago, so don't tell me about Jon Snow. 'Cause I already know I've got a signed copy of a Feast for Crows Then a six year wait for a Dance with Dragons A six year wait for a Dance with Dragons Waited six FUCKING years for a Dance with Dragons And NOW YOU JUMP ON THE FUCKING BANDWAGON? AARGH. I READ THE FUCKING BOOKS I SAID THE FUCKING BOOKS TWICE. DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT SPOILERS. WINTER HAS BEEN COMING FOR SIXTEEN FUCKING YEARS. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HIS NAME IS JOFFREY NOT JEFFREY GET A FUCKING LIBRARY CARD OR A KINDLE What's wrong with you people? No one reads any more Your imagination is a fun place to explore Go to a library or a fucking book store Take it from me, you'll enjoy the books more HARRY POTTER The book was better THE HUNGER GAMES The book was better THE LORD OF THE RINGS The books were probably better THE CAT IN THE HAT THE BOOK WAS BETTER And whilst I'm on the topic, what the fuck is with movies based on board games? Battleship: The Movie? D9, I sunk your battleship. MOVIE OVER. FUCK OFF. Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination Hollywood cannot live up to the power of YOUR imagination