I just wanted a nice christmas With my family like everyone does Mom and Dad and Jeff and Sandra and even that dickhead Buzz I'm off the plane and I can't see them this doesn't look like Miami What city is this (why it's New York) Oh god I want my Nanny Looks like I'm lost in New york I'll spend another christmas alone That guy I followed smelled like my dad But I guess i should have known I cant belive this happened again Another lonely christmas for Kevin How'd they let me on the wrong plane This wouldn't fly post 9/11 I hope my family has a good time In florida without me Well i don't need them to enjoy myself I don't need them to have fun I don't need them to crowd me Best christmas ever I can guarantee Well I'm lost in New York Alone in the big, big smoke I picket up my dad's bag by mistake I've got his wallet I'm not even broke So look out New York city Kevin is here to stay Gonna visit central park And the best toy store And jingle all the way I'm lost in New York I'm lost in New York Lost in New York