How could the streetlight blink on and off And spell out all your thoughts? That thing you thought you heard me say? I didn't say that thing That is crazy You're completely crazy Pretty soon you'll be telling me That you've had enough and you're leaving me! ♪ Picture of a hunched old lady holding a dog And telling you what to do Seemingly random arrangement of turbid material Telling you what to do It's only tea leaves Stop being dramatic Next thing you'll be saying That I've been hallucinating you all along! Everyone has got a feeling in the gut You can't just tune it out Don't look at me like that ♪ It's only tea leaves Stop being dramatic Next thing you'll be saying That I've been hallucinating you all along Everyone has got an alien in the gut Someday it will emerge Don't look at me like that Middleburgh Police Department how may I direct your call? Please speak more slowly I'm only getting every other word Person I don't recognize motioning to roll down the window I'm only getting every other word That is crazy You're completely crazy Pretty soon you'll be telling me That you've had enough and you're leaving me Next thing you will say I've been hallucinating you all along Pretty soon you'll be telling me That you've had enough and you're leaving me