So, you're leaving? I can tell
Because I can see you leaving

But if you're trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can't break this heart, it's liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you leave
Don't turn back to me
Don't turn around to see if I'm crying
I'm not crying (not crying, not crying)
I'm not crying
It's just been raining

On my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
Please. please, don't tell my mates
I'm not crying

No, I'm not crying
♪
And if I am crying
It's not because of you
It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine
Who you don't know, who is dying
That's right, dying
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
I've just been cutting onions
I'm making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I'm not crying
No
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping 'cause you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland
I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been looking around
They're not searching for you
They've been looking for you
Even though I told them not to
These aren't tears of sadness
They're tears of joy
I'm just laughing
Ha (ha) ha-ha ha
♪
I'm sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we've reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife?
I'm not crying
I'm not crying
Oh, I'm not crying