A kiss is not a contract But it's very nice Mmm. it's very nice Just because you've been exploring my mouth Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no A kiss is not a contract But it's very nice It's very very nice Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey Doesn't mean you get to score the goal thats in my jockeys Just because I'm in a two-man novelty band Doesn't mean it's all about poon-tang I can't go around loving everyone I just wouldn't get anything done You could take me out to dinner that might be quite nice You could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice But that won't get you into pants paradise They call it a fly because it takes you up to Heaven, Whoa-ohh A kiss is not a contract But it's very nice It's very very nice I'm only one man Baby, pretty baby We're only two men, Ladies Babies, oh pretty babies.