Loretta
Rolled it off with a letter
She told me she'd be leaving
And her life would be better
Joan
Called it off over the phone
After the tone
She left me all alone
Oh Jen said she'd never ever
See me again
When she saw me again
She said it again
Jan
Met another man
Oh Lisa got amnesia
Just forgot who I am
Felicity
Said there was no electricity
Emily
No chemistry
Fran ran
Bruce turned out to be a man
Oh Flo had to go
I could not go with the flow
Carol Brown
Just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll
Stick around
He doesn't cook or clean
He's not good boyfriend material
(We can eat cereal)
He'll lose interest fast
His relationships never last
(Shut up, girlfriends from the past)
He says he'll do one thing
And then he goes and does another thing
Who organized all of my ex-girlfriends
Into a choir and got them to sing?
Who? (Oh shut up)
Who? (Shut up girlfriends from the past)
Mimi
Will no longer see me
Britney
Britney hit me
Paula, Persephone
And Stella and Stephanie
Well there must be fifty ways
That lovers have left me
Carol Brown
Just took a bus out of town
Love is a delicate thing
It could just float away on the breeze
(He said the same thing to me)
How can we ever know
We've found the right person in this world?
(He means he looks at other girls)
Love is a mystery
Oh it does not follow a rule
(This guy is a fool)
He'll always be a boy
He's a man who never grew up
(I thought I told you to shut up)
(Oh, oh, oh)
Mona
You told me you were in a coma
(Oh, oh, oh)
Who organized this choir?
(Oh, oh, oh)
Was it you, Carol Brown?
Was it you, Carol Brown?
Carol Brown
Just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll
Stick around
Doo doo doo doo
Stick around
Doo doo doo doo
Stick around
Doo doo doo doo
Stick around