Last night when I went to bed,
With tangled hair apon my head.
In every way I really was a kid.
It happened with out warning,
When I woke up in the morning.
I can't tell you just what happened,
But it did.
I grew 6" in one day,
Its painful when it go's that way.
Now my skinny body's really achin',
And my skin just exploded,
With an inch of oil, its loaded,
It's so greasey you can fry a pound of bacon.
My voice is changing,
Out of thin air,
And bodyparts that once were smooth are growing bits of hair.
My voice is changing,
What does it mean,
I guess I'll be a real man before I turn 13.
I buy 2 pairs of jeans a week,
I'm such a tall and akward geek.
I fall down when I try to play a grounder.
At dinner every night,
I eat a giant heaping plate of meat,
Then go out with my friends for quarter-pounders.
Weird emotions come alive,
My hormones are in over-drive.
I've turned into a girl watching creature.
And all my friends their marks are shot,
But they dont care,
Because there hot for Mrs. Smith the mathamatics teacher
My voice is changing,
I hate to hear it crack,
I pray to god I wont inherit Dad's hairy back.
My voice is changing,
When will it end,
And when will Mom stop kissing me in front of all my friends.
Pretty soon I bet I'll be right into heavy metal,
But my parents say, "At least it isn't rap!"
I'll start wearing stupid clothes,
And threaten that I'll peirce my nose,
Tell my parents all they like is crap.
The first girl that I ever kiss,
Will be the one and who could miss
Our love forever written in the stars,
But I dont think our love will last,
Unless the four years go by fast,
'Till I can use the back seat of the car
My voice is changing,
Out of thin air,
And bodyparts that once were smooth are growing bits of hair.
My voice is changing,
What does it mean?
I guess I'll be a real man before I turn 13.
My voice is changing,
I hate to hear i crack,
I pray to god I won't inherit Dad's hairy back.
My voice is changing,
When will it end,
And when will mom stop kissing me
In... front... of... all... my... friends...?
" Cha Cha Cha"