I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver The sun goes down on another day A day where I haven't found love I try to eat but all I taste Is the flavour of a broken heart Then I saw you across the room I gasp and my breathing stops My heart's in my throat. Or is it a potato? I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver Your love sticks like A turkey bone in my throat She's in my thoughts and It'll need a jolt to remove her My love is consummating While I'm asphyxiating Over her When I wake up I'm on the floor Faint and dizzy and alone My stomach hurts I think My ribs are cracked I'm not sure if I'm in a dream I turn my head and there you are I call out and my breathing stops It's her again. Punching my esophagus I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver Your love sticks like A turkey bone in my throat She's in my thoughts and It'll need a jolt to remove her Before my expiration I need resusitation Mouth to mouth She throws water in my face Slaps my cheek Helps me back on my stool She's a waitress here but in the night She's a student at the nursing school She comes again with a smile and the bill I pick it up and choke again She's charged me for my lunch And for the medical procedure I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver Your love sticks like A turkey bone in my throat She's in my thoughts and It'll need a jolt to remove her For my lasting endurance I'll need medical insurance For my bill For me to get some peace I'll need a tracheotomy Or an air bag.