Arrogant Worms

Kishore Kumar Hits — Arrogant Worms - Hernia Belt şarkı sözleri

Sanatçı: Arrogant Worms

albüm: Beige

One day I sang an aria
That caused a hernia
It was a massive bulge
To the doctor I divulged
That I still had to play
Though it caused me massive pain
I wont throw in the towel
Just please hold in my bowels
I love my hernia belt
I love my hernia belt
It'll keep my guts inside me
Til the end of the show
I've got a little friend down there (not that one)
A different little friend down there
A better one you can't find
To hold in your intestines
A high fashion wrap
That hits beneath the belt
I don't cause a fuss
In velcro I do trust
I love my hernia belt
I love my hernia belt
It'll keep my guts inside me until
I have my surgery
What are they gonna shave
What are they gonna save
When they fix my hernia
Hope the doctor doesnt slip
When he cuts into my skin
I just want to piss in one direction!
Now I love my hernia repair
I love my hernia repair
It'll kep my guts inside me for the rest of my life

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