As a small baby Each time I cried My mother came to me To ease my worries and calm my fears With a sweet melody I remember hearing the sound of her voice As I screamed in my drool and my pee She'd slug back some whisky Light up a smoke And gently sing to me Go to sleep little leech You sucked mama dry Made her more crazy With every cry Why weren't we more careful That night on the beach Go to sleep Go to sleep little leech I grew into a terrible teen And ate all of my parents food Stole all their liquor, broke their antiques Wore stupid clothes and was rude One night I drove the car home Covered in vomit and missing a door But my dad didn't yell he just smiled and he said "Son you don't live here no more!" Go to sleep little leech, you've sucked us bone dry Stolen our money and will to survive But you're old enough to kick out on the street Go to sleep, go to sleep little leech (Go to sleep. go to sleep) Now I'm a father with my own child Who screams and screams and screams He screams and screams and screams and screams And screams and screams and screams and screams! I'm up at 11, at 2 and 4 And all I can do is yell is WHY? And I swear that I hear my mom laughing at me As I sing that lullaby Go to sleep little leech, you're driving me mad Sometimes I dream that I'm not your real dad It's 5 in the morning I work in the day Go to sleep little leech or get sold on ebay Go to sleep little leech everyone tells Me your an angel, but I know you're from hell How else could 9 pounds six ounces make such a screech? Go to sleep, go to sleep Go to sleep you little creep I beseach ye! Little leechy (Go to sleep... go to sleep) Go to sleep please