On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail
You'll be sure to see
All Mother Nature's favorite pets
All sitting rigidly
They're never hungry anymore
They're last meal left them stuffed
Don't worry they won't walk away
If you you try to pet their fluff
Where the dog goes... (pause)
And the cow goes... (pause)
And the bear goes... (pause)
And the pig goes... (pause)
And the crow goes... KWAH!
I guess it was alive.
You can see all this
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail (Dance)
The Mounted Animal Nature Trail
It's great for mom and dad
Where else can grandma and the kids
See the Silence of the Lambs
Don't have to walk a hundred miles
Or climb the steepest hill
And the only fiercesome sound you'll hear
Is the ringing of the till
Where the dog goes... (pause)
And the bear goes... (pause)
And the cow goes... (pause)
And the pig goes... (pause)
And the crow goes... KWAH!
I guess it's still alive.
You can see all this
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.(Dance)
The only things that bite are the bugs.(ow!)
Unlike any themepark the mice won't say hello.
And if your having problems with your own family pet.
You can bring him in and add him to the trail.
"Everybody!"
Where the dog goes... (pause)
And the cow goes... (pause)
And the bear goes... (pause)
And the pig goes... (pause)
And the crow goes...
"Hey, bud I'm a crow"
I guess it's still alive
You can see all this
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.(Dance)