A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song My manly friends all sing along as we sing our manly song I am a manly man who lives a manly life In my manly house with my manly wife And two manly children And a manly guinea pig My book shelf is quite small and my TV's pretty big. A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song My manly friends all sing along as we sing our manly song I was driving like a man when my tire blew off the hub So I grabbed my cellphone manfully and called the auto club I stood there like a man until they came along And as she changed my tire I sang this manly song. A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song My manly friends all sing along as we sing our manly song Then we say hey we say hey It's fun to say hey hey, hey, hey In a manly way. How I long for the days when a man was a man When belching was a sport and chest hair wasn't banned When we would all get manicures and eat manatee stew When little's all we did and nothing's all we knew. A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song My manly friends all sing along, long, long, long As we sing our manly song