Oh Newfoundland, oh Newfoundland An island in the sea I love you oh so very much I'd join the ministry To show the people 'round the rock When tourist season's here Although in my opinion It's a gem throughout the year Well if you're one for swimmin' Don't think it's out of reach You can go and take a dip along Grosse Water Beach I know the name's misleadin' That's quite a problem here Instead let's go to Goobie's and have ourselves a beer From Woody's Point to Come-by-Chance to good old Fairyland Come take a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand Don't let their names deceive you Newfoundland's mighty fine So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time Well you can go to Blow-Me-Down Before it gets too dark Oh sorry ma'am, I should've said That's our provincial park There's also Whippet Harbor Or maybe Butterpot Or maybe I'll just hit the pub, I'm feeling like a shot. Well you can sail at Quidi Vidi And look at Joe Batt's Arm There's Placentia and there's Cow Head (moo) They're so full of charm! Get married down in Kilbride Have a party in Hate Bay Or have some screech in Fogo and forget about the day From Woody's Point to Come-by-Chance to good old Fairyland Come take a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand Don't let their names deceive you Newfoundland's mighty fine So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time (Drinking Sounds) From Woody's Point to Come-by-Chance to good old Fairyland Come take a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand Don't let their names deceive you Newfoundland's mighty fine So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time