You know I've had a lot of ladies From all over the world But none of them can wear a fleece vest Like my Canadian girl Canadian girl She can stand outside a nightclub For hours without a coat But if you spill a drink on her She'll punch you in the throat She loves all animals, except for raccoons If we ever break up, she's taking us [?] Canadian girl, Canadian girl She'll drink you under the table And steal your booster cables Canadian girl She likes to stay warm in the winter And shaves her legs every other week Has respect for parliamentary procedures She went to camp with her [?] Is that red lipstick upon your lips No it's just the powder from that bag of ketchup chips Canadian girl, Canadian girl She plays hockey on the pond Canadian girl, Canadian girl She has frostbite on her fingers She's had [?] Oh, oh, Canadian girl