I used to dream that I would be A bright and shiny star on TV Or maybe I would go to college, Like Harvard or Devry I would live in an apartment In Paris or in Cincinatti I would play my music loud and not apologize I used to dream that I would marry A guy that looked like Charlie sheen And he would have a name like Gary, Steve, Todd... David! I used to think I'd have three kids And they all would look just like me And I would force them kids to carry all my groceries We don't need no goals Don't need human connection Dreams are overrated Cause our life's already perfection Now I know all that is true Cause all I really want is you You and you and only you Me, you, me, you I used to dream that I would have A best friend named Michelle And we would braid some friendship bracelets We would tell all of those other fucking cunts to go to hell And we're 60 we'd get facelifts Like Joan Rivers/Burt Reynolds I used to think I'd have co-workers And we'd stay out til two at night And I would have a perfect body (You do... I know) I used to think that I'd have sex At some point in my adult life And I was sure it would be naughty We don't need no goals Don't need human connection Dreams are overrated Cause our life's already perfection Now I know all that is true Cause all I really want is you You and you and only you Me, you, me, you... YOU!