... Sad montage Sad montage Yeah this is a sad montage because I feel so sad Looking out the window feeling sad Looking in the mirror what have I become? Oooo Walking down the street still feeling sad Look at all those other people having fun Oooo In this sad montage Sad montage This is still a sad montage because I feel so sad Dead puppies Sad kid dropped his iPhone Jerry Orbach making me feel so sad I feel even sadder than I did before Sadder than when this montage started Oooo Native American history Other people finding true love Wishing I could write a show like "Girls" Making me feel so sad Sad montage Getting quieter Sad montage Fading out the sad montage Can barely hear the sad montage Sad montage