I've been down here such a long, long time My neck is at a weird angle and I don't love the view I've been working hard here not sure what else to do Maybe I'll try eye contact... Nope no eye contact I feel like a creep Maybe it will be over soon and I can go to (cough) Oooh I just chagged, I hate chagging- (cough) I did it again Who was the first woman to put a dick in her mouth So avante garde, what a pioneer God, we don't know anything about the history of women If a hipster comes on someone's face Does he make it in a figure 8 like little come glasses Pearl vision I wanna make you feel good And stopping now would kinda feel wrong I wanna make you feel good But only if it doesn't take too long What should I do, my mouth is so dry Is it considered lubricant if I start to cry If my dad saw me now I would feel so bad Oh my god stop thinking about my dad The length of time down here I'm willing to do Is directly proportional to how much I like you I feel like you should know that and hurry up Cause guess what, I don't like that you that much Or maybe I do, who are you I'm 36 years old and I forgot who I'm blowing I can't be down any longer with not knowing You've got one of those dicks I can't seem to place I'll pretend to take a deep breath and look up at your face (Deep breath) Oh it's Derek I wanna make you feel good And stopping now would kinda feel wrong I wanna make you feel good But only if it doesn't take too long What's that sound, (gasp) it's silence I feel like I haven't heard silence in such a long time Is this the first time I've stopped talking in like two years Am I talking to fill the void of the great big empty Am I always like (blah blah blah) so I don't have to face my fears Do I really need a dick in my mouth stop talking? Don't I ever shut the fuck up? God, I'm so sick of myself I need to talk to my therapist about why I talk so much Am I scared of silence- Yes he's coming Woah he's coming