You're wearing your squeaky shoes And right there taking a snooze Is a tiger, so how do you walk on by? Silently ... silently ... silent ... L-Y You're a secret agent man Who's after the secret plan How do you act so they don't know you're as spy? Normally ... normally ... normal ... L-Y At an eating contest you boast That you can eat the most How do you down your fiftieth piece of pie? Eagerly ... eagerly ... eager ... L-Y On the lake your boat upset And your clothes got soaking wet How do you stand and wait for them to dry? D-d-d-d-d patiently ... d-d-d-d-d patiently ... patient ... L-Y In the public library You fall and you hurt your knee But the isgn says "quiet please," so how can you cry? Quietly ... quietly ... quiet ... L-Y Asyou walk along the street A porcupine you meet How do you shake his hand when he says hi? Carefully ... carefully ... careful ... L-Y You enter a very dark room And sitting there in the gloom Is Dracula! Now how do you say goodbye? Immediately ... immediately ... immediate ... L-Y Bye Bye!