There's a ghost in the record store Like a lighthouse keeper from the days of yore Filling orders like Jan & Dean Dead Man's Curve, baby what a scene! Rock and roll will never die And neither will this friendly guy For all of us who need the joy Of a little bit of plastic making lots of noise There's a ghost in the record store There's a ghost in the record store There's a ghost in the record store Like a lighthouse keeper from the days of yore You heard the legend when you were a kid 'Bout a skateboard stoner who flipped his lid Went around some bend, can't make it back Now he spends eternity between the racks Some souls haunt the places they hate Some keep the places nice and safe If you feel a chill in front of the Bs Then it's someone listening to the beat, beat, beat, beat Jesus! Ghost in the record store There's a ghost in the record store There's a ghost in the record store Like a lighthouse keeper from the days of yore At night you might hear a quiet song Sets his mood when the lights aren't on It's just a friend and he's still right there Filling orders in his underwear There's a ghost in the record store There's a ghost in the record store There's a ghost in the record store Like a lighthouse keeper from the days of yore There's a ghost in the record store There's a ghost in the record store There's a ghost in the record store Like a lighthouse keeper from the days of yore There's a ghost in the record store There's a ghost in the record store There's a ghost in the record store Like a lighthouse keeper from the days of yore