He was a down home cutie with a farm boy smile Big blue eyes like the Kansas sky He sat down beside me and we talked a bit I told him my dreams, he told me his It became so clear with every word he said That boy didn't have a brain in his head Sometimes I think I'm lost in a fairytale In the land of Oz where nothing's real Is it too much to ask for some honesty From a boy who really is what he seems to be I wish I knew which way to go Cause you can't find love on the yellow brick road He was acting real smooth when I caught his eye A silver tongued devil with an axe to grind He said those things a girl likes to hear Had a little way of whispering in my ear But he played that game with every girl he met I swear he didn't have a heart in his chest Sometimes I think I'm lost in a fairytale In the land of Oz where nothing's real Is it too much to ask for some honesty From a boy who really is what he seems to be I wish I knew which way to go Cause you can't find love on the yellow brick road He had long blonde hair and a souped up Ford Pulled up in the drive with a mighty roar He played a good game, acted so tough Had me believing that it could be love But he tucked his tail between his legs When it came to commitment he was scared to death Sometimes I think I'm lost in a fairytale In the land of Oz where nothing's real Is it too much to ask for some honesty From a boy who really is what he seems to be I wish I knew which way to go Oh I wish I knew which way to go Cause you can't find love on the yellow brick road, no no No you can't find love on the yellow brick road