When the Porkman takes a hold, you ll be scared your blood run cold Then you ll feel his putrid breath, closing in to bore your flesh Down, down, he s gonna take you down. When the Porkman s in the street, he s quite well mannered when he speaks But if the Porkman challenges, his grunting snout ravages When he s in the ring he ll do most anything He ll throw you all around, he s gonna take you down! He learnt his trade in Mexico, from the ancient champ El Santo! He beat the greats down Texas way, he remains the champion to this day!