I wonder who invented laughing
I sure would like the recipe
I wonder who invented laughing
And why did he forget about me?
You see I'm going crazy
His existence is hazy
No pictures in the hall of
Hanging on the wall of
Hanging in the hall of fame
I wonder who invented crying
I guess he just had me in mind
I wonder who invented crying
He certainly is hard to find
You see I'm going crazy
His existence is hazy
No pictures in the hall of
Hanging on the wall of
Hanging in the hall of fame
Well, you can't fool mе
I've been around too long, you see
I was up when the rеst were down
You see I've been around
There ain't no pictures in the hall of
Of him hanging on the wall of
Hanging in the hall of fame
I wonder who invented sadness
When happiness was hard to find
I wonder who invented sadness
He certainly ain't no friend of mine
You see I'm going crazy
His existence is hazy
No pictures in the hall of
Hanging on the wall of
Hanging in the hall of fame
Well, you can't fool me
I've been around too long, you see
I was up when the rest were down
You see I've been around
There ain't no pictures in the hall of
Of him hanging on the wall of
Hanging in the hall of fame