I must've lost All of my friends yesterday I danced like shit Now I'm gonna pay for it tonight ♪ I wrote a theme song To a date I overheard In Seattle ♪ And this is how it goes ♪ He's uninteresting She's carrying most of the conversation Conversation Now he's talking about his ex And his shitty old band That didn't quite work out That didn't quite work out And she's pretending to be interested She's pretending to be interested She's pretеnding to be interestеd She's pretending to be interested She's pretending to be interested She's pretending to be interested She's pretending to be interested She's pretending to be interested She's pretending to be interested ♪ These are the conversations I have to live with No one cares about your band Or your thoughts at all And I worry ♪ This is a situation I am familiar with This is not the time or place For these thoughts at all And I worry That I am a human who Can't hold on to Much of anything at all