I hear over there it's snowing, It's "I can't feel my toes" degrees Darling that's just too cold for me Darling that's just too cold for me You say I'm missing out on a white Christmas But I've gotta disagree Cause the temperature's nice and the sand here is white And my presents are under a coconut tree Christmas across the sea A little too cold for old Frosty Strung up plastic icicles Festive but still tropical You ride one horse open sleighs We ride big Hawaiian Waves This is Christmas in the rainbow State It's not that I don't like cold weather Snowball fights or icy streets But while you're bundled up with your cocoa mug I sip mai tai's at the beach Christmas across the sea A little too cold for old Frosty Strung up plastic icicles Festive but still tropical You ride one horse open sleighs We ride big Hawaiian Waves This is Christmas in the rainbow State Instead of jack frost nipping my nose I can lay on the beach, the sun will kiss my toes Nothing is quite as refreshing as ice In my pina colada in paradise