I woke up like this, my face looks like a disco ball
No I don't care, if you can do the splits
Is this your gentle way of telling me to get it together?
Well my battery's flat
Shut up and rub my back
What are the fun things you can do when you're single?
It's days like this I wish I had a piggy bank
I put a fish bowl on my head
Said what needed to be said
I'm on a diet, just kidding I love food shopping
To the nearest bush when I see that dude
Take his fish bowl off my head
Squish into some four inch heels instead
I'm sorry I'm not a game show
I'm sorry I'm not a game show
I'm sorry I'm not a game show host
I'm a game show lettеr revealer
I'm sorry I'm not a game show
I'm sorry I'm not a game show
I'm sorry I'm not a game show host
I'm a game show lettеr revealer
Do you have to sit in between us?
Check under your chair
I think you won something
You're as repetitive as a singing fish
And as hidden as two little blokes, in a long trench coat
I keep the, I keep the knife that stabbed me
I keep the, I keep the knife that stabbed
I keep the, I keep the knife that
I don't want a free spin, don't want a broken heart
I keep the, I keep the knife that stabbed me
I keep the, I keep the knife that stabbed
I keep the, I keep the knife that
I don't want a free spin, don't want a broken heart
Someone get me a sequin gown
I was a statue now
I am the pigeon
I made a list of all the Canadians I think I love
You gotta find the little joys
When you're a Subway sandwich artist
Oooh
No one's shy for that long
I bet he doesn't shop at camera
If I want you more
If I want you more
I'm sorry I'm not a game show
I'm sorry I'm not a game show
I'm sorry I'm not a game show host
I'm a game show letter revealer
I'm sorry I'm not a game show
I'm sorry I'm not a game show
I'm sorry I'm not a game show host
I'm a game show letter revealer
♪
I keep the, I keep the knife that stabbed me
I keep the, I keep the knife that stabbed
I keep the, I keep the knife that
I don't want a free spin, don't want a broken heart
I keep the, I keep the knife that stabbed me
I keep the, I keep the knife that
I keep the, I keep the knife that
I keep the, I keep the