I'm ready, ready as anybody can be I'm ready, ready as anybody can be I'm ready for you, I hope that you're ready for me I got an axe-handle pistol on a graveyard frame* Shootin' tombstone bullets wearin' balls and chains I'm smokin' TNT drinkin' dynamite I hope some screwball starts a fight Cause I'm ready, I'm ready as anybody can be I'm ready for you, I hope that you're ready for me (Harp solo) I been drinkin' your gin like never before I feel so good I want you to know Just one more drink yes I wish that you would Takes a whole lot of lovin' to make me feel good I'm ready, I'm ready as anybody can be I'm ready for you, I hope that you're ready for me All you pretty little chicks with your long curly hair I know that you think like I ain't nowhere Stop what you're doing and baby come over here I'll prove to you baby that I ain't no square I'm ready, I'm ready as anybody can be I'm ready for you, I hope that you're ready for me