Ooo this one's got me You know when you're 14 yh & you buck a Basildon ting? & You take her to cinema or maybe a bowling? & Then you take her to East for a good Chinese, But really it's a shite Chinese? Then you see a couple Racist youts & they're like "Oii what the fuck you doing with a black boy love?!' & Then you just like spit in their face like "Bruv don't make me penny you right here???" & Then you just penny them & go home & it's like "That was a cracking night, weren't it love?" & She's like "you're a bit of a mad one" Ohhhhh Don't tell me this is how you're doing me KwolleM Got me feeling all blue It's jazzy Listen Got me feeling like Muddy & Howling Blue Nearly told my old ting, babe come thru Then I realised that my wifey's choong She's a One of One, that much is true This one's pepper like a peanut soup When you put 3 bonnets & you let that steeeeeeew Bro called me up like Joe I just had a dream, it was like 2030 Whole gang rich, fake man extinct Everything nice, are you catching the theme? I was like bro, that's kin, 'cause I just had a dream All of the mandem free My third yout due, still a gap in my tooth Thinking that we just saw a future scene Take man to school, I take the piss like urinal Mahogany finish on the new rifle You've gotta be kidding, I'm the hood bible, ohh Take man for fool, is it 'cause my gap made you think I'm a goof Until I come through like "doof, doof, doof" Never bad man, just looking confused Likkle man, this right hook won't tickle man More like see your cheek just ripple man And cripple man, from the inside-out like sickle man I'm cellular Take man to school, I take the piss like urinal Mahogany finish on the new rifle You've gotta be kidding, I'm the hood bible