I was driving with the windows down When a book on evolution Started flapping in the wind I pulled over at a Baptist Church Opened up the back to calm the pages down There's a mountain in the distance With a tree up at the top And a building with a matching cross They're competing for your attention In the subtlest of ways From the billboards to the birdsongs The war is on Higher, higher, higher, high Welcome to the crux, we made it Welcome to the crux It's all downhill from here It's all downhill from here, yeah Welcome to the crux, we made it Welcome to the crux It's all downhill from here It's all downhill from here, yeah We're over halfway there We're over halfway there We're over halfway there We're over halfway there There, there Walked into the house But nobody was home But the television just kept on going Didn't know it was alone