Chef PeePee's In The Kitchen I'm The
King At Cooking Things (yeah)
The Macaroni, Pizza, Cookies
And Some Ice Cream (yeah)
But When It Comes To Cooking I'm
Like Zeus So Herculy (yeah) But
Bowzers Really Angry (Chef Pee Pee) And He Might
Just Murder Me (Nooo)
Toad Wants To Help (we heee) But He Gets
All Of My Nerves (wee)
He Always Touching Things
I'm Like Get Out Of Here You Turd (go)
I can make turtle soup or
Cook an angry bird
Chef PeePee Is The Best
Everybody Spread The Word
I Got Gumbas In The Oven (yeah)
Penguins In The Pot (the pot)
I Can Make meal Out Of
Anything You Got
I can turn the rock into a
Pie of Russel flames (waalaaa)
And I can throw some cat litter
Into a nice cheesecake (ayy)
Chef PeePee Is The Best
Chef PeePee Is The Best
Chef PeePee Is The Best
I'm Better Than The Rest
Chef PeePee Is The Best
Chef PeePee Is The Best
Chef PeePee Is The Best
Tell Me Who Just Made This Mess