Why? why? Why? Hey daddy, I smacked these hoes I stuck my pee-pee in some Cheerios I got a pencil in my nose And I beat my diaper everywhere I go I like to hop-hop like a bunny Pooped my pants, and now it's runny I go "uh-uh" you think that's funny? I stuffed my diaper with all my money (Jeffy) Why? why? (Jeffy, don't do that) Why? why? (Jeffy, eat your green beans) Why? why? (Jeffy, don't poop your pants) Why? why? Cat piano solo (Oh, Jeffy, stop it) Why? Got a helmet on top of my head Spanked my pee-pee until it was red Eat green beans? I'd rather be dead It's ten o' clock and I'm ready for bed Hey daddy, I just, uh, showed you how to poop on the track So, uh, I'm goin' to bed I got my carrots on, I got my bunny suit on, I'm ready for bed