I'd rather be sloppy drunk Than anything I know I'd rather be sloppy drunk Than anything I know And I know another pint Will see me go I love my moonshine whiskey Better than I do my man I love my moonshine whiskey Better than I do my man You got have your beer in your bottle Give me my cool kind hands I'd rather be sloppy drunk, sittin' in the can I'd rather be sloppy drunk, sittin' in the can Than to be at home rollin' with my man Um, make me another two bit pint Um, make me another two bit pint 'Cause I've got my habits down I'm gonna wreck this joint I've been on sloppy drunk, for a solid year I've been on sloppy drunk, for a solid year And when I can't get my whiskey, bring me my cool canned beer My good man's quit me, for somebody else My good man's quit me, for somebody else And now I'm sloppy drunk, drinking by myself