Old man Fringle, well, he sat up in his bed He said "Oh my stars! There's an idea in my head!" Don't know how it works But it'll give you lots of perks It's dangerous and glowing Wunderfizz You don't know where you're goin', Wunderfizz Drink yourself plenty o' Wunderfizz Wonderful Wunderfizz It'll make you tinkle! Wunderfizz is banned in six states