Overnight Security Guard for Fazbear's Pizza
It pays nine dollars an hour
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Oh, sweet! I got the job!
All I got to do is guard teddy bears!
Overnight! Graveyard!
This is gonna be easy!
Right?
Sit down
I take my chair
The light's all low and I'm gettin' scared
Grab a slice of the pizza that I just prepared
This piece is mine I don't wanna share (Nope!)
At work, somethin' amiss (What?)
But, I don't know what it is (Huh?)
Can't tell, so I watch the screen
I swear to God, I heard sometin' scream
I need the money so I'm workin' hard
I'm the Fazbear's Pizza Security Guard
Watch the camera so intently
Got a feeling somethin's out to get me
Freakin' out! All paranoid!
I can't believe that I'm scare of some freakin' toys
Wait! Did that one move?
Close the doors or else you're screwed
They creep out of the shadows
Robotic Teddy Bears
You'll never see them coming
Welcome to your nightmares
They want to find and kill you
I gotta watch these Teddys
Can we survive this job?
Five Nights at Freddy's
All I gotta do is survive the night
But I'm runnin' out of power and I'm losin' light
He was just there
Now he's out of sight
Warning! These bears might bite
Off work at 6 AM today
But I friggin' need the money so I have to stay
So many screams
I'm watchin' everything
Is it real? Is it fake?
Is it just a dream?
My world has turned into upheaval
Because the Teddy Bears are straight up evil
I really need to get a better job
Just a couple more hours and I'm gettin' off
Everybody in the world has to goto work
Free pizza!
I love the perks!
Take another slice right to the head
But I can't enjoy it if I'm dead
They creep out of the shadows
Robotic Teddy Bears
You'll never see them coming
Welcome to your nightmares!
They want to find and kill you
I gotta watch these Teddys
Can we survive this job?
Five Nights at Freddy's
Look at our teeth, look at our eyes
Where did he go?
Argh! Surprise!
Close the doors and avoid the blades
This job really sucks
I need a raise
I wish I had a gun so I could shoot
Take them all out before they put me in a soup
Nowhere to run and I can't escape
I check the room again but the camera's blank
I can't take this
I'm freakin' out
Put another piece of pizza into my mouth
They want to tear me limb from limb
Stuff me into a soup
Make me one of them. Now,
I'm afraid of some teddy bears
I mean, look at those teeth and the way he stares
Graveyard shift
Screw this job!
Close those doors and avoid the mob
They creep out of the shadows
Robotic Teddy Bears
You'll never see them coming
Welcome to your nightmares!
They want to find and kill you
I gotta watch these Teddys
Can we survive this job?
Five Nights at Freddy's
I mean can't we get a backup generator for the power...
(Five Nights at Freddy's)
Or we could just tie the bears up somewhere so they can't leave?
(Five Nights at Freddy's)
I don't think you really thought out you business there, Mr. Fazbear
(Five Nights at Freddy's)
So, I QUIT!
(Five Nights at Freddy's)
Whuhuh, I'm so scared
I'm so scared
Muhuhuhuh
(Five Nights at Freddy's)