You ate my plants You ate my plants While I'd juggle you'd dance And I'd braid clowns all day I got wool slacks and a gerbil with lice A crazy Asian chicken, a few hogs And I watched Lost all day Yeti (Yeti) I called but you ran to the forest Yeti I love you but you're bad and you're foreign Yeti I'd go but you're wet and you're furry And funky Oh oh oh oh oh ooooo Thought we could change and make you tame Exotic Covered-In-Poo Man Put on a wig and forget I'll give you a loan I'll give you coke Whatever you wanted to do Let's hide away in the forest dew Just me and you Yeti (Yeti) I called but you ran to the forest Yeti I love you but you're bad and you're foreign Yeti I love you but you're wet and furry And funky YOU'RE A PIG YOU PIG STOP EATING, YEAH STOP EATING, YEAH YOUR BODY'S GETTING TOO BIG YOU PIG YOU PIG YOU'RE A BIGFOOT YOU'RE A BIGFOOT, YEAH, NO MORE CHICKEN AND COW AND COW AND COW NO MORE CHICKEN AND COW YOU'RE TOO BIG YOU'RE TOO BIG YOU'RE A BAD DISEASE Yeti (Yeti) I called but you ran to the forest Yeti I love you but you're bad and you're foreign Yeti Yeti Yeti Yeti I PUSHED YOU AWAY YETI BUT YOU BEGGED FOR IT I WISH WE COULD STAY, YETI HERE IN OUR LOVE FOREST I love my champagne I'm floating