I have to go wash up, mommy says Can't have an old roach cup, mommy says I have to go to sleep, mommy says That she can never fix my special tights I'm sick of all my folks saying "Son you shouldn't wear a wig" I got the best hair ever! Yeah you got the wig money Listen kid, sit a spell with me So tired of creepy bodies under the dinner table What!? You know I have to squirrel jump, mommy says Build a castle out of meat 'cause mommy says Let go of my finger, mommy says but She can never find my missing socks I'm sick of grumpy folks saying "Son you shouldn't wear a wig" I got the best hair ever! Yeah you got the wig money C'mon kid tell me 'bout the wig Kinda want my mind just to go to sleep I get it I'm cold and I can't hear you No I won't ride a bike outside if there's birds Mommy says 'Cause mommy says And if a pig is really skinny please don't eat it Mommy says Leave it be 'cause I really need it I live in a woodshop, mommy says Make a custard out of moss, mommy says Sell all my vinegar, mommy says Hey! Sniff my fist Ooh