I'm a rich and famous doctor I always knew I'd be An expert in the field of Gynecology Next on my agenda: Checking your pudenda Let me see what I can find If you get your nerve up Slip inside the stirrups Single thought will cross my mind: I love putting women's minds at rest I love pushing myself to be the best Dr. Stephen's in I've got magic fingers The doctor of the year There's not a lip that I can't read A pap that I can't smear When your legs are open I begin the gropin' But I fear I must be blunt I would just as soon not Go near your balloon knot Think that I'll stick to your... front