I see rocky mountains and great lakes Stood beneath a redwood tree But wherever I go my heart aches For a place called Tennessee Oh come with me Where the Whiskey flows like whine And the meth labs are divine Oh I wanna be Where the sweet tobacco grows And is picked by porny groves In Tennessee Oh it's a place where dueling banjos play And the mountain folk run free Where all the children can spell kay kay kay But cannot spell Tennessee Oh come with me Where every cheek is filled with chew And everyone's never seen a jew Oh I wanna be Where the hotdogs are deep friend That's the reason Elvis died In Tennessee Oh come with me Where the backstreet preachers shout That if your gay you best get out Oh I wanna be Where hospitality is a thing Just ask Martin Luther King Shoot in Tennessee The birth place of Aretha queen of soul The BB king in Al Gore I'm not saying it's a shit hole But they don't live there anymore Oh I wanna see Mountain dew in every cup And all the dentists just gave up Oh come with me On my fat bed pickup truck That's were the classy ladies fuck In Tennessee Oh in Tennessee