Vegan living, so healthy and clean So much brown rice, so many mung beans And no meat, not one bite of meat Juicy meat, succulent meat. Instead I get, gluten and sea weed stew. Rice milk and lentils and fuckin tofu I respect every creature from horse, fowl and owl I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now Yeah I'd blow a goat for some bacon, right now You eat your southern fried chicken And I'll just have fruit How's that T-bone? No really, it's cool I'll just chew on this turnip root With a couple chick peas Kill me please I'm tired of hummus And bulgur wheat Tofurkey tofuck yourself I want some meat I respect every creature the birds and the bees Well I'd eat the shit out some Whopper with cheese Believe me I'd fuck up that Whopper with cheese (Whoa) alfalfa sprouts and a red bean A handful of trail mix Mmm what a treat How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl? I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole Yeah I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole